If you sign-up for D&B membership online, then you get $10 in free game chips, plus other exclusive offers (whatever that means).

http://www.daveandbusters.com/Signup/Signup.aspx

This is insane. These people are protesting U.S. military funerals with signs that say "Thank god for dead soldiers", "Thanks god for 9/11" and other similar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdSHhWN4LAs

I just purchased a new domain and Website. It'll come online in the next couple days. It's pre-alpha, in-development for the next few weeks. It's a wizard for building your resume.

http://www.resumebay.net/

Coolz0r uploaded an array of Budweiser Commercials to YouTube. My favorite are the BudLight institute commericials.

http://blog.coolz0r.com/2006/04/26/budweiser-archive/

Very awesome Flash Game for Family Guy and American Dad fans. Funny to the last.

http://www.americandadvsfamilyguy.com/

This is now the lead for this months game of tag. That is, whomever sends me the best link via del.icio.us every month gets a free book from amazon.

Foreign language commercial. Translation unnecessary. ROTFL will follow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AURX0WD3b98

You must watch this video once, but not twice.

I continue to find MySpace to be the most intriguing website on the Internet. The truth is, the website isn't exactly the best designed site in the world. It's really a badly designed set of webpages, full of ads. Yet, teenagers get really upset when they find their school is blocking access to it. This is for the teenager MySpace fans that comprised the vast majority of my readers. What is it that make MySpace so important? Tell us.

Check out this video of the Bugatti Veyron (1000 bhp), the fastest production car. Don't drive one of these in a school zone.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/85817/bugatti_veyron/

Erin Riqik: On Monday, a third-grader in California “borrowed” his teacher’s car keys. Then he drove her minivan to his home. His joyride made him the youngest auto-thief ever in Modesto, California.

Red Flag Deals has two coupons for WestJet.

1. Save $75 off a flight of $250 or more (before taxes) with coupon code AMEX1575 if you use your American Express card to pay.
2. Save $50 off a flight of $200 or more (before taxes) with coupon code AMEX2050 if you use your American Express card to pay. 

http://www.westjet.com/

Likely the best conspiracy video documentary on 9/11 that I've viewed.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3498980438587461603

Happy Birthday Jason Schramm.

http://jschramm.com/

Learn how to run a corrupt corporation for mega profits. This should be a required game for business-commerce university students.

http://www.tokenarcade.com/swf/mcdonaldssim.swf

Coolz0r uncovered a massive Apple movie archive.

• Check out the mostly Apple related Quicktime archive
• Check out the Apple ‘Switch’ Ads archive (30+ videos)
• Check out the old Apple ads (+70 videos)
• MacWorld Expo Keynotes (1997,1998,1999)

I don't watch many movies, in fact, last night I fell asleep to Narnia, but this sounds like it might actually keep me awake for 2 hours.

This list is funny and likely not real. But funny! My favorite follows.

Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by loading her car with Trinity nitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kg of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Okalahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several persons some up to 14 kilometres away. No trace of the car or the victim was ever found only a 55-meter deep crater, and 500m of missing road.

http://www.murder.com.au/fbideaths.htm

As it turns out, we all have just over one month to live. I've got a question. Is there any point in blogging this last month? What about AdSense? Can we take our last two months of unpaid earnings to the afterlife? Too many questions. Oh wait. Sorry. Just two... or three... depending on if you count the last two questions as one or two. Anyhow, see you in the afterlife.

http://releases.usnewswire.com/GetRelease.asp?id=63973

Oleg found some Dell Coupon Codes.

• Save $300 off Inspiron Notebooks priced at $999+. Use Coupon Code: ML0XBWMDM36NLR.
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Found some more on Red Flag Deals...

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http://www.redflagdeals.com/deals/main.php/coupons/coupons_all/C55/

And more from Red Flag Deals...

• Dell Inspiron 1300 for $649 with free shipping
• Get a Dell Inspiron 6400 Dual Core for $999 with coupon code 48W3KK82448KL6.

It start off a little slow, but the prank is funny and the laugh is even funnier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll0IlHr1OAY

Absolutely insane acrobatics.

http://www.weakgame.com/media_9177_Tricksters_Vol_1.html

I-am-bored.com has a list of the top 10 worst in-game quotes. And of course, the #1 is a classic. See if you can pick it out in the video.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17019

Thanks to astreet for sending me this via del.icio.us. Remember, the best link sent to me via del.icio.us every month gets a free book at Amazon.

PR: An international group of cryptologists and interested hobbyists, The Kryptos Group, announced this week that what everyone thought was the answer to part 2 of the CIA's 16-year-old Kryptos puzzle, was actually wrong.

http://www.elonka.com/kryptos/

I'm thinking about writing an application that events things and automatically files the patents with the USPTO. Now, all that we need is e-Lawyers and e-Judges to decide the patent lawsuits without any human intervention.

http://www.uspto.gov/ebc/efs_help.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlQx0j5zrF4

http://www.seura.com/index.html

Another great one from Cooz0r.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2942922314315974986

Scott Hornberger, a student at Mason High School: You hear it everywhere, in the halls, in classrooms, by students and even by teachers. It’s agreed, Websense sucks. According to most people that attend MHS, Websense and its creators could just go to a place that I can’t mention in a school newspaper.

Happy Birthday, Nathan !

Have the greatest birthday ever !!!

Randy: Please reblog this everywhere. And don't forget to tag it bdaynathan. Here's sample HTML.

<p>Tag: <a href="http://www.kbcafe.com/tags.aspx/bdaynathan" rel="tag">bdaynathan</a></p>

You can follow the Bday wishes on my tag search engine.

http://www.kbcafe.com/tags.aspx/bdaynathan

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/59726/battle_of_the_farts/

Twenty years later, Mark Nelson took pictures of Chernobyl Reactor Number 4. Although the accident was a local tragedy, it marked the beginning of the end of the cold war.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/marknelson/sets/72057594108483318/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EP_vBdQw7M

Another video from Coolz0r! He sent it to me via the del.icio.us for:randymorin tag. Which means, it's eligible for the monthly book prize.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BON5nd8Fg

This had me ROTFL! Jesus, Mohammed, George Bush and al-Zarqawi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Pr5zDGQcs

A slideshow of Walt Disney (the man) that I found on Bubbleshare. My daughter wants to be the next Walk Disney.

http://www.bubbleshare.com/album/23767/

I think Coolz0r just took the prize for best link of the month.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3812507039888532441&pl=true

Randy: Every once in awhile, a bloggers humour tunes into my own and I copy tons of posts from them. Today, that's Joey. If you are not subscribed to Joey, then you are missing out.

Some people ask me how I could possibly make $100k blogging? In completely unrelated news, I've written over 5500 blog entries in iBLOGthere4iM. How many have you written? Oh and I have more than a dozen blogs. Do the math!

http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLlzzkk2qk

For the first day, my daily earnings from my blogs and related Web properties, exceeded a figure that if multiplied by 365, is greater than 100K.

http://www.kbcafe.com/adwords/?guid=20060412072009

The following drawing is from a patent application.

Chris Nolan wants to know if you could go in a washroom that had two-way mirrors allowing yourself to see outwards at the public. Here's some pics of the outside and inside views.

http://chrisnolan.ca/archive/ID/00000955

Tim Bray: Spotted on a young woman’s T-shirt on a Big Island street.

http://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2006/04/08/Better-on-Myspace

You have to read this one. The 19 year old son of a U.S. State Senator got no time in jail for shoving a broomstick up the anus of 18 young kids aged 11 to 14. The Senator wrote to the D.A. saying "his son could not rightfully serve time in jail, because he is prepared to leave the country on a mission - to teach the word of Christ to youth around the world." And it gets even funnier. This is the same state senator that is trying ban equal rights for same-sex couples and views same-sex relationships as immoral. I want this senator to answer one question; Is same-sex relationship more or less moral than shoving a broomstick up a minor's ass?

http://www.kbcafe.com/politics/?guid=20060409113040

Ed Bott reveals Robert X Cringely is a fraud. Like that was hard? The funny part is the way Cringely supporters come to his rescue. One particular comment floored me. I'm gonna use this one next time I get caught in a lie; "I was just paraphrasing."

Fred Farkle: Cringely paraphrased a bit, certainly. but he wrote accurately.

http://www.edbott.com/weblog/?p=1295

Blogger's Blog: Ghyslain Raza, also known as the Star Wars Kid, has settled with the families of three students involved in the creation and uploading of the video of Raza in a mock battle with a lightsaber. Overwhelmed with ridicule from classmates and the Internet, the humiliated Raza suffered from depression and ultimately dropped out of school. Globeandmail.com reports that the settlement was for $351,000 in damages.

http://www.bloggersblog.com/cgi-bin/bloggersblog.pl?bblog=409061

Randy: Today we live in a jackpot society. We walk around the planet hoping that something awful or something awesome happens to us. If something awful happens, we can sue for millions. The something awesome is winning the lottery. Wouldn't it be great if I could only survive a plane crash and sue the airline for my retirement.

I use to think the Star Wars Kid was cool. Now I realize he's NOT.

This little video has gotten popular on MySpace and with its users. It's a little disturbing to hear a grade schooler talk like this. His MySpace address is http://www.myspace.com/ginotheginny.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4_RzJc_nc94

GM decided to have a contest, where just anybody can create a Chevy Tahoe commercial. The contest is called Chevy Apprentice. Somebody concerned with global warming and with a hatred of SUVs got creative. The result follows...

http://www.chevyapprentice.com/

Reuters: Cingular Wireless, the No. 1 U.S. cellphone service, said on Thursday it plans to sell ringtones from bands that put their music on MySpace.com, the social Web site that is popular among teenagers.  Cingular, a venture of AT&T Inc. and BellSouth Corp., said it hopes the service will boost revenue, customer loyalty and help its image among young people.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060407/wr_nm/cingular_dc_1

Scott Adams asks "why smokers open their car windows when they light up, even when they are alone"?

Libby explains "I would guess that if they don't open the windows, the smoke levels build up in the car until they can't see anything, and they crash their car and die. So, evolutionarily speaking, mother nature rewards smokers who open the car windows by not killing them, and they go on to pass their open-car-window-while-smoking genes to their children."

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/04/smoking_in_cars.html

CNN: described by police as a "baby shower gone bad." Randy: WTF?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/05/baby.shower.ap/

So this guy bet his wife that anybody could get 2 million hits on a Website, with the prize that his wife would have a threesome with another girl. The genius decided to make a Website based solely on this thought. He just crossed 1,000,000 hits (I think he's actually calculating visitors), after less than month. Lucky guy!

http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ghn_c_AJ_1U

When you click on the link to download Quicktime, it says it's downloading iTunesSetup and it does :-(

An elderly couple was attending church services.  About halfway through she leans over and says, "I just had a silent fart.  What do you think I should do?"

He replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Randy: Thanks Wade!

I didn't find this till just now, but it's clearly the best April Fools joke on the Web this year.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wec.shtml?cpg=28T

PR: gee it's raining here in mountain view and my cats hungry so we thought we'd better update you on our corporate finances. we've sold out to china. have a great weekend boo-yah!! lol

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/04/01/china_buys_google/