Randy Charles Morin blogs for the sake of blogging.
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A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?'
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'
Hat tip to cousin Patti.
Amazon has a new program called Amazon Prime that give free 2-day shipping. And I'm playing $30 for shipping because I live across the border? This is crazy!
Finally a contender for President that I can actually vote for.
Some lesson today in how to get people to ignore you and not get what you want. These are excerpts from an email I received from somebody trying to get me to do stuff for them.
- How juvenile are you?
- Common Randy aren't you smart enough to figure that out?
- So PLEASE be uncomfortable
- So if you think you have come across someone that does not know her business, does not know the law and does not know what can be done to get you to stop, you have made a HUGE mistake.
Do you think I'm going to respond? Or bother reading any of their emails in the future? Of course not. They just found my kill file. Conclusion: This would be how not to deal with people.