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Most people simply don't get it. If you talk to them about stuff like customer service, they'll plead with you that it's number one in their heart and they so get it. Then when they come to bat, they'll screw the customer because otherwise it would be a lot of work for them. And yet they don't suffer repercussions, so why the hell would they act different? In the last month, NBC literally screwed 100,000 of their customers by closing the SendMeRSS service without any notice. I sold this service to them more than a year ago. I knew the service was in trouble and offered to buy it back. Instead, they screwed their own users. WTF? I just don't get it. The real problem is the executives at NBC that are doing nothing knowing they are screwing customers. There's your root cause. I'm sure they'll get their big bonuses.
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as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has
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Hat tip to Patti, my cousin, for this classic.

I hate parking lot drivers. Those are the people tha cut thru lanes in a parking lot and scare the shit out of me when I'm both driving and walking. I'm sure these assholes are really sorry five minutes after they kill their first pedestrian. I'm sure they also goto church on Sunday, giving the finger to anybody that gets in their speeding ways. Wake up! That makes you a bad person. Yes, it does. Don't argue, you moron.
Today, I'm at a convention about kids health. The speaker is scare mongering the crowd. This causes cancer. That kills your kids. Listening to her makes it sound like everybody is gonna die of cancer tomorrow. BTW, she's a cancer survivor. Survivor is the key word. That didn't happen 50 years ago. Fifty years ago everybody died younger. A hundred years ago, everybody died even younger. It's getting better. Trust me. Yes shit happens. Bad shit. But it's getting better. We are better informed. Eating better. Smoking less. Exercising more. Environmental standards are improving.
I'm at the Direct Energy Centre downtown Toronto at Exhibition Place. They have WiFi. I connect and surf. They redirect me to a webpage that says I have to login or register for this fee based WiFi by calling a phone number. I call the number and I get voice mail. Some people just don't like taking my money. They could take my credit card number over the Internet. They could just answer the phone. I'm only here for three hours. I'm not gonna leave a voice mail to get WiFi. More lost business. How much does a WiFi system that accepts credit cards cost? This place, a major convention centre, would make that back one hundred to one thousand times over.

Written last Friday.

Did I get this right? The financial markets are too tight, which is causing financial institutions to fail and making it difficult for legit business to borrow money? Bernake than asks Bush for this bail out package. The market crashes as we are too late to fix the problem. Then they lower key interest rates 0.5 points? If Bernake knew their was a problem, then why didn't he lower the rates earlier? Federal reserve bank rates control liquidity in the market. If money was tight, then why not lower rates before it's too late. The federal reserve didn't lower interest rates in the 5 months leading up to the bailout. Obviously he knew the problem existed last week, that's why he asked for the bail out. This is equivalent to asking your boss for a raise because you've been losing too much money betting on sports.

Disney did it again! Took my kids to watch it tonight. They loved it. And it's true quality, Disney style.

http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/highschoolmusical3/

I'm at a time in my life that I no longer put up with shit. For example, an advertiser refused to pay me, so I blogged about the website and fowarded the link to all public email addresses I could find in the company. For example, I got a weird cease and desist and I simply blogged it straight up. That's now my approach with everything. For example an ex-cow-orker pissed me off, so I CCed his boss in my replies. Piss me off and I'll blog it and send it to your cow-orkers. Try me! It seems to work. I've gotten a lot of "I'm sorry" these days. People use to think their was no consequences for acting like an idiot. The Web and email changes everything.

The scene. I'm discussing smoking with some friends. They were recently in Vegas and supposedly they allow smoking in casinos in Vegas, yet smoking laws outside of casinos in Nevada are nearly as tough as Toronto (where I live). "They'll never ban smoking in Vegas casinos," says Mr. X. "If they banned smoking in casinos, then they would lose tons of business."

Less I forget, we are sitting at a sports bar in Brampton. Ten years ago, in this same bar, somebody surely said that sports bars would die when they passed the law that banned smoking in restaurants. I hang at a lot of sports bars and ten years ago everybody was claiming their local sports bar would go broke when they banned smoking within. This bar was full. Very much not bankrupt. I wondered if this guy remembered everybody claiming that sports bars would die, if the smoking law was passed.

Do they actually allow you to smoke in casinos in Vegas?

Life is full of these great fallacies that you can't convince the majority of people of. For example, try telling someone that poisons should be stored in the kitchen above the sink and that dinning-ware should be stored below the sink. Most people will look at you like you must be stupid. But, the only reason we store poisons below the sink is because our parents did the same. So, we put locks on the cupboards below the sink to protect our kids from death, when all we have to do is put those poisons in a place where kids can't reach them. We then put milk near the bottom of the fridge so kids can get a glass without have to beg their parents to help them. Dinning-ware is below the sink and the kids set the table without their parents help. These environmental fallacies are everywhere in your life. Think about the sink and maybe you'll discover some more.
The biggest mistake made by amateur poker players and professionals alike is trying too hard to win small pots. This guy gets a straight draw on the flop, with only one other player in the hand. He overbets the pot and the other guy folds. The only scenario where the other player doesn't fold is when he hits on the flop, in which case you just bet into the better hand.

The guy that wins the most hands does not necessarily win the tourney. The guy that wins the chips, wins the tourney.

Today, I attended an Internet Marketing Conference. It was free, free lunch and a free gift. So, I knew in advance that they were gonna sell me Internet marketing services. I was interested in the experience and finding out what their conversion rate is.

The first 30 minutes of the conference was actually really good and I even learned some things. Then came the sales pitch. Two hundred dollars for an account and 25 dollars per month. But we'll give the account for 25 and waive the first month fee. Almost everybody took the hook, paid them 25 dollars and subscribed to paying 25 more per month (cancel at any time). Going into the conference nobody knew what they might be buying. Quite a sales job. I almost paid 25 myself.

Further they signed up for the follow-up conference where they already prepared them for a 3600 promotion package. I'm sure the 2nd package will only cost 500 dollars. What a discount. Gotta buy it.

Today, I swept thru all my websites and removed any broken images and links to Rmail. Rmail was a website I sold to NBC more than a year ago. In the last couple weeks, NBC decided to shutdown the website and their rebranding of the site called SendMeRSS. There's still thousands of links left, but they are less important than the thousands I've removed. Hopefully, the end of this horror story is near.

While the rest of the world struggles with the credit crunch, Silicon Valley laughs all-the-way to the bank with massive cash reserves.  Hat tip to my friend Lucius for the link.

http://valleywag.com/5063428/the-10-richest-tech-companies

This is a paid review.

TheCarConnection.com provides mini cooper reviews, including the 2008 Hardtop and Clubman. They even have reviews for older Minis dating back to 2002. They have photo galleries for most of the cars from 2002 to 2008. They have specs for all the cards from 2002 to 2009. You can also get a free price quote from Pricequotes.com. If you are looking to buy a Mini, this is likely a great resource to start shopping with.
 
The website not only has reviews for Minis, but pretty much every production car sold in North American. I was able to find my 2001 Saturn LS, but not my 2008 Pontiac Montana SV6. They also have a great feature where you can select types and prices of cars to find which cars meet your buying criteria. You can filter by price, make, year and car type (vans, sedans, 2-doors, green, SUV, pickups). Beyond reviews, the website also has search-able classifieds, tips and two editorial blogs; Industry Insider by Paul Eisenstein and The Road Ahead by Marty Padgett. The have forums where you can ask questions and help others looking to buy. The forums are a great resource with tens of thousands of posts. I particularly like the Concepts, Spy Shots and Future Cars forum.

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL. Amazing resemblance. Sarah is the leading candidate for the next Republican nomination.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/palin-hillary-open/656281/

In the last two weeks, I went to lunch at 6 restaurants that offered WiFi service and 5 didn't work. Setting up and maintaining a WiFi network is trivial and inexpensive (unlike your haircut which is cheap), so why? It's very frustrating. !hen a restaurants WiFi doesn't work you can be sure I won't return soon.

In a recent interview on ESPN Radio, the interviewer asked Sidney Crosby about his girlfriend forum on my Talk-Sports website. Crosby denied any knowledge of the website.

You can listen to the interview at the following link. The reference is at 19:30 or thereabouts of the interview.

http://myespn.go.com/s/conversations/show/story/3632697

When I bought my first Linksys Wifi router, I simply unhooked my old router, plugged in the new one and whammo, I was wirelessly surfing the Web. No software to install or configure, it just worked from go. When that router failed two years later, I bought a new one, unplug, plug and I was live again. About once per year, my router fails and I simply unplug the power, replug the power and everything works. Wireless routers are trivial. Anybody could run a wireless access point with little effort.

But that's not good enough for most people. They would rather screw with easy and break it. The last four places I've been that had wireless Internet, had broken wireless Internet. Why? Because simple isn't good enough. Even though it works out of the box, most people will screw with it until it doesn't work anymore.

I love Wifi, because I can do more work in more places. I hate Wifi because it's more often broken, than not. Why? Because people can't stand easy, they rather screw it up. Do you run a wireless access point? Tell me.